When not attending every frat party and getting lost on campus, Princeton freshmen have a bevy of orientation activities to choose from the week before classes start. But frosh week time is precious, so here's a guide with some of the week's must-sees:

Tig Notaro: The funniest lesbian comedienne out there, Tig will grace Princeton with her presence at a special frosh week show. Check her out if only for her bit on Spanish do-not-disturb signs (No Moleste).

Sex on a Saturday Night: Now on a Saturday afternoon. Go to this show just to check out the cast. The lessons about ways to avoid date rape is only a delightful extra.

Activities Fair: Sure, no one ever goes to the meetings of clubs they sign up for, but the free food and other Princeton branded gear is worth the trip.