What Your Drink Says About You: College Party Edition

What Your Drink Says About You: College Party Edition

Among the many ways to stereotype people at a party, a personality stereotype give-away can be what they're drinking. Here's what your drink says about you (all in good fun, of course):

 

Busch Light: This drink says, "I am a poor college student and I will get drunk no matter how bad this tastes."

 

Bud Light/Coors Light: "Bud Light/Coors Light was on sale this week...this is such an upgrade from having to drink Busch Light!"

 

Beer in an actual bottle: "I thought ahead."

 

PJ: "Well, like, I don't like beer, so, like, this is all I can drink at, like, frat parties and stuff."

 

Wine (straight from the bottle): "I am practicing for when I live in a box when I graduate in the midst of the recession."

 

Wine (from a glass): "I am better than everyone at this party."

 

Wine (from a box): "Mmmm...this pink wine is so good, it's, like, so sweet!"


Shots: "I am getting wasted and I am getting wasted now...ugh, where's my chaser?"

 

Water: "Ha! Look at all of these people--they're gone! This is going to be fun to watch."

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you left out keystone. this has absolutely no validity. Posted 01/31/2009 8:52 PMReply

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