If only every party could be an awesome party. Unfortunately, some parties not only fail to be awesome, but absolutely suck. Here are some signs that you may need to improve your party-throwing game:

• It's midnight and your party is already dry. If you are going to have alcohol at your party, you are going to want to have alcohol at your party when people actually arrive.
• You have to play "Soulja Boy" to get anyone to dance. Of course, this is not quite the fail that playing "The Cha-Cha Slide" or "The Macarena" would be.
• The guy to girl ratio is 5-to-1. Of course, if you are a girl throwing the party with this ratio, good job.
• You are the only one who dressed up for whatever theme you chose. Perhaps choose a theme that is either more relevent or wasn't done the week before.
• You have set strict rules about where people can/cannot go, what they can/cannot touch, etc. If you are not willing to accept the responsibility that comes with having a party, don't bother having a party.
• The cops come before midnight. Your party may have been awesome, but if everyone at the party gets busted before midnight people will remember the negative sooner than the positive.