Suspended Naked Dude: "I did not see that coming."

Capable Ski Friend: "Wow, you're just full of surprises."

Suspended Naked Dude: "Just remembered what I forgot to pack... a belt. So ummm, how much longer 'til we reach the top?"

Capable Ski Friend: "4 minutes. Which from this angle, will be much tougher on me."

Suspended Naked Dude: "My taint hurts."

Capable Ski Friend: "So, I'm just gonna pass on the second date now."

Suspended Naked Dude: "Yea, I saw that coming."