Aw, summertime.

The weather is great, the flowers are blooming and love is in the air.  Err, at least for some people.

We all know that guys have to be on their game in order to get lucky with the ladies. Here are a couple tips for both sexes on how to get laid at the next wedding adventure you are obligated to attend.

For the Men

1. Always comment on how gorgeous the bride looks. Say how great the happy couple looks together. This gives the appearance that you are sensitive and capable of noticing love.

2. Don’t act desperate. Ever notice how often you get hit on when you already have a significant other? That’s because you don’t reek of horny, desperate, lonely despair. Everyone LOVES a challenge, so pretend that you aren’t easy (just for one weekend).

3. Put on a charming, happy face as soon as you arrive. Step off that airplane and vow to be a revamped fabulous guy. (You may need to try this even if there isn’t a wedding to attend).

4. Always smile and be happy to be part of the wedding, or attending the fab event. No one likes a sourpuss.  Especially women.

5. Talk to EVERYONE, even the ugly girls. Who knows?  Maybe the ugly girl will look hot with beer goggles and score you a fantastic lay.

6. When talking to the lucky lady pretend you are interested in the conversation. Trust me, a man who is paying attention earns extra points.

7. Get out there and have FUN! Let loose. DANCE! Even if you are a terrible dancer, women love a guy who tries to dance and doesn’t care if he looks like an idiot. It means you are fun loving and can make the best out of any situation.

For the Women

1. Show up.

2. Look amazing.

3. Know that you are NOT going to find Mr. Right or the love of your life at a wedding.

4. Don’t cry.  It's annoying, selfish and makes your makeup run.

5. Drink lots of wine.

6. Be prepared to have sex with a semi-cute or at least well-dressed guy.

7. Know that after potentially amazing or awful sex you will never talk to this guy again.