If you weren't rejoicing about the research that cleared up tap water's relation to a crazy penis defect, then I have uncovered a rockin' publication for the penis obsessed.

Taschen just released The Big Penis Book, on June 25. Taschen, known for the last homage to a random body part The Big Book of Breasts, is proud to present this coffee table staple dedicated to the schlong. Dian Hanson, creator of the last "Big Book" installment, has put together over 300 pages of phallic photographs for your viewing pleasure.

The photos are actually historic photos of huge man-o-wursts (I don't feel like historic should be in there, but they are, in fact, historic). Many of the photos were taken during the sexual revolution, a time when penis photography was at its prime. This is not your normal Playgirl issue, it's a small lesson in history.

The "Big Book" doesn't only include photos, it has quick, but delightful, personality profiles about the male models and the obligatory factoids concerning the sexual revolution.

For me, the penis has always been a bit off putting (especially, when it's uncut and flaccid...I think I just threw up a little typing that). Doesn't mean you shouldn't check it out!!!

Useful Suggestion: Put this little goodie on the coffee table as a "joke."