As Seen at El Rancho: Best Slutty Costumes

As Seen at El Rancho: Best Slutty Costumes
Just add cleavage: Voila! Halloween costume.

It's not news that Halloween brings out the slutty nurse, slutty Dorothy and slutty librarian in most girls. Still, it was hard not to be impressed by a few skimpy costumes seen out on the town this weekend. Apparently, anything can be sexy:
  • Slutty gnome: Take a garden gnome (the ones with the rosy cheeks), get rid of the beard, throw in a low cut shirt, tight pants and stilettos, and suddenly lawn ornaments are that much more attractive.
  • Slutty banana: It's hard to make a costume slutty without showing cleavage, but this banana managed. The giant foam yellow banana costume ended mid-thigh and was topped off with fishnet stockings and garters.
  • Slutty Harry Potter: Can a costume of a guy, worn by a girl, actually be sexy? The answer is yes, if that costume involves a low-cut gray mini-jumper and a shrunken yellow and maroon tie nestled between cleavage.

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