So we’ve already made the staggering discovery that women love animals. In that case, perhaps the Arts & Sciences girls in Medford will be excited to learn about the Tufts Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine's Open House on Saturday, Sept. 8.

Live cows, horses, and sheep to watch? Cute police dog demonstrations? A friggin’ teddy bear clinic where you can bring in beat-up old stuffed animals to have them repaired by vet specialists? (Probably for little kids or something…but whatever.)

Visiting the animals does mean traveling to Grafton, Mass. But, hey, if Cummings is giving horses medical procedures that are too fancy for many humans to afford, the school might be worth checking out.

And boys, if you’re single, word has it you can take off the Tufts Goggles^® when you visit the nearly all-female Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine (a.k.a. Tufts Finishing School).