Our new obsession with Earth Friend Gen, an Oregon woman named Gennifer Moss who gets naked in the name of peace, is moving right along— on a bicycle. While previously EGE considered rollerblades her preferred mode of transportation, now the nude pacifist rides a bike. Sure they’re both environmentally-friendly vehicles, but there was little else in the world quite so scintillating as the sight of Earth Friend Gen rollerblading naked with one leg in the air like a hippie ballerina. This will not happen on the bicycle, but with a bit of therapy, we’ll get through this.

Besides, now we can get even more of an Earth Friend Gen fix by watching this video clip which appeared on CNN. The profile includes a recording of a 911 call made after Moss was seen cycling naked. In it, a caller says, “People are just about crashing, it’s a woman riding up Hawthorne Boulevard on a bicycle, naked.”

Evidently the peace EGE purports to seek is being disrupted by her nudie antics. Such a catch-22…