"Failures in Education" strives to bring you the, well... people who have had the educational system fail them. These are kids who think a homonym is a musical device; the kids who are full of stupid questions and can't just use Wikipedia. So sit back, relax, and prepare to be amazed.

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(In AMIS 211, From John)
Stoned Hippy: "You know what's crazy? College and knowledge rhymes. It's like they planned it that way or something."

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(In Geology 100, discussing Pyrite)
Reknob: "There's a rock named after pirates?"

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(In Math 050, From Andy)
Mathematically Challenged: "I'm confused. What's a decimal?"

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(In Geography 200, From Cindy)
American at Heart and Brain: "Why did Columbus think he was in India? Didn't they have maps?"

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(In CS&E 200, From Jason)
Pure Genius: "Excel gets me nowhere. The name is just false."

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