Everyone has been there, or maybe you’re one of the lucky few.  Left with two choices 1) act like it didn’t happen or 2) laugh it off, it’s a moment we want to avoid.

First of all, queefing is caused by air being pushed into the vagina and then it being released when the object that pushed the air into the vagina is removed. They don’t smell sick, but they sure sound sick.

A few tips to help control the trumpet:

Tone down the thrusting- Gentlemen, no ones likes jack rabbit sex, slow it down and not only will there be less chance of a queef, but more of a chance that you’ll please her.

Find a smaller member- The bigger the dick, the more air getting pushed in, good things can come in small packages.

Do some Kegel crunches- Kegel exercises are not only said to help control queefing but can also lead to greater and more frequent orgasms.

Keep your legs down- Any time you put your legs over your head the vagina gets stretched, which means more air can and will escape creating sweet vagina music.

Tell him to keep it in- Don’t pull all the way out while thrusting, this leaves less opportunity for air to leak out.

Lube up- Not exactly sure why, but for some reason it helps. Everyone likes it better wet anyway. Less friction more pleasure.