Love is a Drug

Tags: Love, drugs, pain
Love is a Drug

As summer flings end and school steadily approaches, I’ve realized what all great songs have lamented to us: love hurts, wounds and scars. After a long analysis I’ve concluded love should be a controlled substance, much like cocaine.

 

Evidence that “love” is a drug:

 

Both…
1. Impair judgment
2. Lead to unwanted pregnancy
3. Cause weight loss/gain
4. Provide ample inspiration songs and movie plots
5. Send people to counselors
6. Cause you to alienate friends and lose jobs
 

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