The University of Oregon decided it would be a good idea to abruptly cut the wrestling program to make way for a new intercollegiate baseball team. The wrestlers are not pleased, the muscle-obsessed fiends are suing the university to reinstate the program. Fans, former coaches, and the wrestlers are galvanizing the administration, so they can get the desired results. 

This suit followed a recent suit against the university for land violations for the construction of a new basketball court.   

Jeremy McLaughlin was interviewed by local newspaper, The Oregonian, which uncovered the wrestler's real purpose for attending an academic institution:

"That's why we came here to wrestle. It's just a bum deal for us. We didn't want this. But throughout this year, we've been pretty out of the loop."

Really? So that's all you came to college for, wrestling? I kind of felt sorry for these meatheads, till I read McLaughlin's confession. McLaughlin claims to love the University and the athletics department, but I think the team should nix this clown as a spokesperson.