An OTR tipster reports that last week in the Cobb parking lot, they were pelted in the face by a water balloon. Not just any water balloon, mind you: the throw was so precise and powerful that it had to have been performed by a water balloon launcher. It was essentially a watery punch. The assailants were nowhere to be seen, but based the direction of the projectile, it was coming from the roof of the Cobb deck – supposedly inaccessible without a key.

Driven by curiosity, and by aggravation stemming from their now damaged glasses, the victim conferred with a campus safety official, who apologetically explained that “they always go up there.”

You have to admire the water balloon launchers' dedication to this prank, actually; they clearly have advanced weaponry and have scouted out an ideal location. If you find yourself under attack by this mob, don't lament: you have clearly been beaten by the best.