Sneak the Ink

Sneak the Ink
Punks, Goths , metal-heads and gangsters own the tattoo. To their dismay, these precious symbols of identity have been shunned, concealed and ousted by many businesses, arguing that a tattoo doesn’t say, "good service." Instead it screams, "dirty, shady, scary,” just ask the Starbucks dress code manual.

Here are a few tips to “fight the man” and make your ink heard:

Think functionality
Try getting a barcode with your name, id and phone number on the back of your neck or wrist. Then, convince your employer use this system for clocking in. Just think: no messy punch cards or lost login codes.
Also consider blending your tattoo within the work place. For example, why not get the wine list inked on your forearm? Or if you’re really loyal, the company’s name. Hello- free and untapped advertising space covers your body.

Pick a time saver
Getting inked is a great way to cut down your morning maintenance routine. Try tattooing on your eyeliner; you'll never have to worry about running makeup and image how much you'll save not buying a tube of Max Factor every two weeks.

Why stop at cosmetics? Try getting your accessories tattooed on. You won't loose your gold chain or pearl earrings. Not to mention, employers don't have to worry about your bling falling in the food.

Not married? Think about getting a fake ring tattooed on. Studies show married people are more likely to be efficient workers and more apt to get raises.

Consider Interactivity
Work in a waiting room or with small children? Why not get a tic-tac- toe game board on your chest so people can play while waiting?

Remember: Make your tattoo work for you, not against you.

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