Few things make the average atheist happier than religious leaders getting into shenanigans. We smile when bigshot pastors are charged with embezzlement and fraud; we get giddy when the most conservative and homophobic zealots are caught in compromising situations with their boy toys. The following video is almost too good to be true: an associate pastor at a large church was caught stealing a sex toy and lube. And, no, he wasn’t stealing from a drug store or sex shop; this included good old fashioned breaking and entering into a woman’s home. Delicious.