O shit. Malibu is burning up.

The admin is really excited that it can feel useful with up-to-the-minute updates and emergency phone numbers. Because we all really needed an emergency number to call about how there's nothing to worry about.  

And speaking of worry, these Pepperdine kids seem reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaallly nervous about the whole ordeal (just ask Verizon). They don't need no water, let that mother-****er burn.