Everyday there are a few quality quotes in the Daily Collegian. It's easy to pick out the most rediculous ones like "Why would I need to masturbate? This is how I chill, ma'am." But there are other quality ones like when a Canyon Pizza worker commented on the rise in the cost of a slice with - "People need to understand that this isn't a magical land of dollar slices of pizza."

So, from time to time we'll vote on what the "Quote of the Day" is. If you find a quote in The Collegian you think is "Quote Worthy" submit a tip, or message me on Facebook and we'll vote.

Here are today's choices. Although three of them actually come from one story ...