Celebrities are just like us— they can even bear children! What's more, they can also get knocked up by accident and out of wedlock. In honor of celebrating fallibility, I mean, the human condition, check out our Top 10 Hottest Celebrity Baby Mamas and, for a little bonus, The Most Horrifying Celebrity Baby Mama.

1) Vanessa Paradis sings, acts, and pops ‘em out with Johnny Depp. Their children Lily-Rose Melody Depp and John Christopher “Jack” Depp III may be the most genetically well-endowed children in the world.

2) Former model Kim Bordenave bore Irish actor Colin Farrell a son named James who has been diagnosed with Angelman Syndrome, a rare genetic disorder which results in unusually frequent laughter, hand flapping, seizures, sleep disturbance, speech impediment, and intellectual/developmental challenge. No one alleges there is a connection to Farrell’s drug use.

3) Even before he started the Diddy-Obama blog, Kim Porter liked Diddy enough to become his triple baby mama, having a son named Christian Casey and twin daughters, D'Lila Star and Jessie James. She left Diddy in July 2007.

4) Camila Alves, the Brazilian model, became Matthew McConaughey’s baby mama a couple of months ago when she gave birth to Levi Alves McConaughey.

5) He may not be quite as famous, but Naomi Watts is still Liev Chreiber’s baby mama since giving birth to a son Alexander Pete last year.

6) Perhaps Nicole Richie felt the need to compensate for her own small frame or lack of wedding ring from Good Charlotte’s Joel Madden when she named her daughter Harlow Winter Kate Madden. Or maybe she just likes names as much as accessories.

7) It’s hard to imagine Elizabeth Hurley with such an ugly man as Steve Bing, but I guess there’s something to be said for being filthy rich. Bing denied Hurley’s allegations that he had impregnated her but a paternity test later proved he was the father of Damian Charles Hurley. With the combination of hideous and beautiful genes, he will probably be average-looking.

8) Actress Bridget Moynahan gave birth to star Patriots QB Tom Brady’s son Edward Thomas Moynahan in 2007, but by then he’d already moved on to Brazilian supermodel Giselle.

9) Melanie Brown, better known as Scary Spice, eventually got Eddie Murphy to admit that he was the father of her child Angel Iris Murphy Brown in 2007. Understandably, she was none too happy with men after that dispute, and had a bit of lesbian fun before settling down with movie producer Stephen Belafonte.

10) Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace gave birth to a baby daughter a few days ago. The conception with David Spade can only be described as the act of a woman with low self-esteem.

The Most Horrifying Baby Mama would have to go to Janice Dickinson. Why, oh why, did she have to procreate? This is why sterilization exists! I'm sure her daughter, Savannah, isn't so bad. At least her genes are only half comprised of Janice's, and how bad could dad Michael Birnbaum be? Oh wait, he liked doing it Janice…