Calling all college girls! Start shopping at Mimi Maternity because there is about to be an increase in baby mamas. 

President Bush, in a feeble attempt to regain control, is trying to do away with birth control and abortion. This will include abortion, of course, emergency birth control, IUD and even, the pill. So what does this mean for college students? You better start familiarizing yourselves with the glory of first, second and third base because the home run is looking like a long shot right now.

If this legislation is passed, it would affect the policies of over 500,000 hospitals. It undermines the authority of the policy in one Massachusetts hospital where staff are required to provide emergency birth control to rape victims. 

Hopefully, this ridiculous legislation will not pass because I don't quite have a hankering to be a baby daddy yet. I am still looking forward to lots of Bud Light-induced beer goggled romps in my future and birth control will help erasing those ego-hindering memories.