You don't want to be a wallflower...but you really don't want to attract attention for any of this mortifying behavior.

~dancing like nobody's watching - except everybody is watching because you look like a crazed baboon that's on fire

~ winning a Jager-bomb competition you'd been having with a bunch of frat guys before losing the not-pucking-all-over-the-floor competition that you had been having with your stomach

~cramming as many mini quiches and pigs in a blanket as possible into your clutch for a late night snack

~doing a keg stand while wearing a baby-doll dress and no panties

~ actually, just doing a keg stand, period

~ screaming "don't you touch my man!" at any girl who's touching any man

~walking out of the bathroom with your dress tucked into your tights

~walking to a party with no jacket on when it is 45 degrees outside