Your television isn’t broken, that is Barack Obama on three major networks tonight. With the election only six days away, Obama has bought a prime-time 30-minute ad on CBS, NBC and Fox to air at 8 p.m.
 

Taking over the airwaves doesn’t come cheap. Obama, a fundraising guru, has shelled out $1 million per network to make a last minute appeal to on-the-fence voters.
 

The TV special will supposedly feature a video montage of typical Americans talking about their hardships followed by Obama explaining how he will save them and everyone else in the U.S. The taped ad will also be interspersed with live shots of Obama, who will be at a rally in Florida at the time.
 

Sounds smart and informative, but not particularly entertaining, right? While a Huffington Post columnist suggested Obama use the infomercial to sell an amazing ab sculpting device (not that would help America), SNL made the best suggestion. Here’s to hoping this Obama political plea sounds a little more like this: