Columbia alumnus Roy Den Hollander, everyone’s favorite anti-feminist lawyer, is continuing his unholy crusade against his alma mater and their women’s studies program, which he argues is bias against men, but he needs your help.

Well, only if you’re a man, that is. Women need not apply, unless they’re looking for a date.

According to IvyGate, Mr. Den Hollander is currently circulating an e-mail on CU’s Libertarian list serv asking for able-body men to join his War on Feminism.

From: Roy Den Hollander

Date: Oct 24, 2008 11:58 AM

Subject: [CCL] Columbia Lawsuit

To: [redacted]@columbia.edu

Dear Libertarians,

I'm a graduate of the Columbia Business School and a lawyer who is currently suing Columbia University because its Women's Studies program discriminates against male students and male alumni and violates the First Amendment establishment clause concerning religion.

 

The case is a class action lawsuit, and I am currently looking for Columbia students or organizations to join as plaintiffs. All expenses are being picked up by the MR Legal Fund.

 

I can be contacted at [redacted]@yahoo.com or (917) [redacted].

Thanks

Roy

That’s right – those who enlist into Den Hollander’s Brotherhood of Bros won’t have to pay for any legal fees, because his ethereal (READ: probably doesn’t exist) legal fund is picking up the tab.

Fight the iron-fisted oppression of feminism, and reap the benefits for free? Sign me up.

Oh, wait – I’m a woman. Nevermind.