“It’s hard to find the ‘grown-up’ lesbians at UF,” complains a faithful Craigslist poster. We’ll call her Lady Lesbo.

Actually, it’s hard to find grown-ups of any kind at UF, regardless of sexual orientation. This is a university: 98% of the population is between the ages of 18 and 25.

At least, Lady Lesbo, you’ve already eliminated one giant pool of drooling juveniles by refusing to accept Y chromosomes.

Truthfully though, the majority of lesbian action in Gainesville is between hammered attention whores making out on the bar while said drooling juveniles cheer them on.  We'd agree--definitely not mature behavior.