Barack Obama Solves Economic Crisis with Doodles

Barack Obama Solves Economic Crisis with Doodles

Today I was struck with the greatest idea...ever.  I'm no economist, but I've figured out a soution to the ailing economy. 

 

You've heard the statistics; 1% of the country posesses blah blah blah amount of the country's wealth and it's totally unfair, etc, etc. I agree, and I know how we can solve this issue, how we can redistribute the wealth.

 

Wayne Berzon, a memorabilia collecter from Illinois, paid $2,057 last year for a doodle by Barack Obama of members of Congress.

 

Now, with Obama slated to move into office on January 20th, the demand for his doodles has sky rocketed.  The lawyer for an anonymous buyer offered Berzon six figures for Obama's creation. 

 

So with all that being laid out, the premise is set for my economic rescue plan.

 

In order to bring the working class back to the strength it once had, future-president Barack Obama should start selling his doodles straight from the source.  Think about it.  If he just took two or three days and busted out a couple hundred or thousand doodles, that could easily add up to billions of dollars.

 

Think of how many families Obama could save from defaulting on their homes if he just did a quick sketch.  That's DaVinci status.

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