According to the Fayetteville Observer, "Roy Williams [is] still suffering from the dizzying bout of vertigo that cold-cocked him earlier this week." I'm pretty sure that 'dizzying bouts of vertigo' are basically the ONLY kind of vertigo, seeing as how the only symptom of vertigo is dizziness, but whatever.

But Williams is apparently suffering a far worse ailment than vertigo this summer- a shitty golf game.

"For the first time in my life, my handicap is in double figures. It’s a big fat 10. It’s so bad now that when I’m in town and can play, limousines are lined up in front of the house. Those are all my buddies trying to get me to come out because I’m losing so much money to them." My response to that would be... you have a house big enough for limos to line up in front of it. Stop complaining.

Oh, wait- a final perusal of the article seems to speak of a third, even more horrible affliction. Poor Coach Roy...

"A simple mention of the Tar Heel's Elite Eight loss to Georgetown last season and his spunk disintegrates."

His spunk disintegrates? Ewwwwwwww. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.