Just our luck.  We have to go to a school affiliated with the hospital that regularly saves Dick Cheney's life.  Why couldn't it be someone cool, like, I don't know, Stephen Hawking?  But no, each one of us is  associated with that person who refreezes Cheney's icy heart, or whatever it is that they do when he goes to the hospital. 

And now we'll never be able to forget it.  Because now, when Cheney comes in for his regular wind-up, he'll be headed from the Richard B. and Lynne V. Cheney Cardiovascular Institute at the George Washington University.