Over the past year, it's come to my attention through word-of-mouth and personal confessions that a disturbing new trend is washing over campus. And I have to leak this info, 'cause I just can't hold it in any longer:

1) Which Penn junior moved to a different residence hall in the middle of her freshman year because her Hill roommate came home trashed one night and promptly took a dump on the floor?

2) Which Penn sophomore moved to a different room in the Quad because she was awoken by what she thought was a leaking pipe, but was in fact her roommate taking a leak into a cereal bowl they shared?

3) Which Penn junior makes no apologies about where and when she chooses to urinate? In her words: "I don't know, sometimes when I'm really tired, I just let it dribble down my legs as I get into bed..." (and as an addendum, I wonder if it turns her Beta boyfriend on?)

Penn girls need Depends like Vassar girls need straight men. i.e., in large quantities, and in their pants. Snarf.