Ivanka Watch: Trump Board Gets Bigger (And Rounder)

Ivanka Watch: Trump Board Gets Bigger (And Rounder)
Business blogs are a'buzzin with the news that Wharton alumnus Ivaaaanka, daughter of Donald "Rosie O'Donnell's a Fatso" Trump, is joining the board of Daddy's "illustrious" organization Trump Entertainment Resorts.

Who's she kidding? She's bringing three entititties on board-- her and those big fake silicone funbags. They're so obvious. Dr. 90210 probably had a hand in that shiz! Between that and Daddy's combover, they've got themselves their own board of directors right there! Whatevs, Ivanka's still Wharton's hottest alum.
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Anonymous
SHE IS SO HOT

Honestly I dream of her boobs every night
Posted 07/24/2007 11:33 AMReply
Anonymous
Um can't you find a better blog to link to than one in OTTAWA??? canada!??!?

What about like........ businessweek?
Posted 07/24/2007 11:34 AMReply
TrypleDystylled
i wish i worked under her ;-) Posted 07/25/2007 2:22 PMReply
Anonymous
Ms. Trump is an alumna, since she is, I trust female; alumnus is the masculine form in the singular. The error reflect a shocking decline of standards from my day.
Penn '73
Posted 08/08/2007 7:29 PMReply
Anonymous
sorry, old folks don't type well; we use pens. left off the s in reflect to read reflects. Posted 08/08/2007 7:31 PMReply

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