Business blogs are a'buzzin with the news that Wharton alumnus Ivaaaanka, daughter of Donald "Rosie O'Donnell's a Fatso" Trump, is joining the board of Daddy's "illustrious" organization Trump Entertainment Resorts.

Who's she kidding? She's bringing three entititties on board-- her and those big fake silicone funbags. They're so obvious. Dr. 90210 probably had a hand in that shiz! Between that and Daddy's combover, they've got themselves their own board of directors right there! Whatevs, Ivanka's still Wharton's hottest alum.