Let’s start from where we left off yesterday: you’re about to approach That Girl, econ peer/hall-mate from freshman year, in CVS. You know that the conversation you’re about to have will inevitably be generic and awkward, but it’s also unavoidable. And so, as promised, here is a list of ways to conquer said run-in with speed, efficiency, and poise.

1.) Just Go In for the One-Armed Hug
If she goes in for a hug and you don’t, you’ll probably feel like a bitch. I say you might as well air on the side of super-friendly if you are even having this conversation to begin with. A one-armer will suffice.

2.) Ask About Break From the Get-Go
In light of being efficient, ask about her winter break straight off the bat. Then, follow up accordingly: “Did you go away at all?” “Oh my God, it must have been soo relaxing on the beach, you look soo tan!” “My cousin went to that resort last year!” etc.

3.) Mention The Start of Classes
Talk about how not-stoked you are for classes to start this Wednesday – another generic common denominator between you and virtually anyone at Penn.

4.) Feign a Meeting and Skedaddle
Glance at your watch, announce that you are meeting your roommate for breakfast/lunch/dinner/coffee, wave goodbye with a smile, and hope that she doesn’t end up in the line behind you when you go to pay for your toothpaste.

Painless, right?