When we first heard about Dylan a while back, we figured it was another ridiculous news item and we’d never hear anything about it again. Well, we were wrong.

Young Ms. Natalie has somehow gotten the bidding up to $2.5 million dollars, as you’ll recall, her original goal was to get $1M to raise money for college. Because she wanted to major in “being rich” with a minor in “whoring.”

So who do you think is willing to pay $2.5M to buy a not-really-that-hot 22 year old’s virginity? Is it:

- A really rich businessman who wants to brag to his friends that he could do it, overlooking the fact they’ll all just make fun of him the rest of his life

- A really rich, really ugly business man who is so ugly even the gold diggers stay away and this is his only chance.

- Jeremy Piven

I have my suspicions, but we’ll find out soon enough I’m sure. I bet the winner is supposed to be a secret, but I highly doubt that’s going to work out.

Yeahhh, I would buy a Bugatti instead. Or you know, something with those sick kids in Africa.

Wow, I just re-read the first line of this article: “Natalie Dylan, a twenty two year old women’s study student….” She’s majoring in women’s studies? In case you don’t know, that’s a class where they teach you that sports bras are fashioned by the devil.

Now I’m curious, would feminists take this as a blow or a victory? Sure a girl is being slutty for money, but also, a man is being dumb enough to pay $2.5M for it. Hmm. One of life’s great mysteries. Who is worse, the prostitute or the person paying for it?