This week we're taking a look at those professors who are hilarious intentionally or otherwise. There aren't as many nitwitted comments as sorority girls maybe, but academia can be plenty oblivious too as you'll see:

SUNY Geneseo

Prof: My grandparents didn’t believe in birth control. My grandmother was pregnant ten times throughout her childbearing years. I kid you not: she alternated every other year.

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Iona College

Prof #1: Is there a cellphone there?

Prof #2: Oh, I thought it was a present for the midterm.

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Savannah College of Art and Design

Prof: It’s not easy to have sex with a male corpse.

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UC Davis

Prof: This is the bacteria that lives in your sweat glands and produces propinoic acid. Interestingly, the same bacteria is used to make swiss cheese. I don’t know if this makes you like swiss cheese better, or if you already have an affinity for swiss cheese because you smell like swiss cheese. Has anybody here thought that they smelled like swiss cheese? Ooh, I see a hand!

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Mount Royal College

Prof: It overemphasizes things, especially the breasts and genitals; what’s called the pubic triangle. Sounds like a place in Florida.

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Aquinas College

Prof: If B.S. were electricity this place would be a powerhouse.

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Connecticut College

Prof #1: The piano in my office is just so bad…it has two keys that look different.
Prof #2: Are some black and some white?

Was this what he was expecting?

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