Penn Administration: The Sexual Harassment Never Stops!

Posted by Golddigger 07/23/2007 6:23 PM

While both Penn:OTR and those IvyGate folk have been lampooning the totally cray-cray Van Pelt library Lothario Eber Devine, even MOAR sexual harassment has been going down at Penn! Except unlike the comedic value of Eber Devine and his "modeling agency", former Penn admin Steve Devlin's just batshit insane, claiming online to have boinked 7 and 9 year old girls in the mountains:

"We get there ad girls run upstairs to change, your follow, they come back in tshirts and nothing else … the adults are naked already, your girls sit next to me," he wrote, using the incorrect spellings, according to the affidavit. Devlin allegedly went on to explicitly describe the sexual acts he would perform with the girls.

"We need to set a date to party," he said at the end of the conversation."

First we have Eber Devine. Now this. Just last year, Wharton Dean Scott Ward was busted for downloading kiddie porn. In 2003 Penn Neurosurgery professor Tracy McIntosh allegedly sexually assaulted a student. Why is Penn so perverse? Is this common to the Ivy League, or is the ol' Red and Blue a special kind of crazy? Theories, readers?

Somehow, this has something to do with Rick Santorum. Heh heh heh. Santorum.

Comments

Anonymous says,

Ewwwwww. This guy should have his testicles cut off. Does he have kids? Posted 07/23/2007 6:43 PMReply

Anonymous says,

do you have a picture of this guy? Posted 07/23/2007 6:43 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Hey Editor: This story broke exactly TWO WEEKS ago, BEFORE the Eber Devine story-- way to get your facts straight, jackass. You can see a picture of this gent at the Morning Call online. Posted 07/25/2007 1:55 PMReply

Golddigger says,

@ Anonymous: Dude, calm down. The story is dated 7/19 on the Daily Pennsylvanian web site. Also, I don't really claim that this story is more current than Devine, it just hasn't been written up in the blogosphere yet. Posted 07/25/2007 1:58 PMReply

Anonymous says,

while anon dude needs to chill out with his caps lock, he does have a point-- you do say "First we have Eber Devine. Now this."-- as if it happened in that order.

and for the record, the Devlin thing has in fact been written up in the blogosphere, in at least the Queen City blog and Bill White's blog.

you point out that the story is dated 7/19 in the DP, but it is dated 7/11 in other news outlets. clearly the scope of your research and the blogs you check out are quite insular and parochial-- always a sign of quality craftsmanship.

@ Golddigger: Posted 07/26/2007 10:46 AMReply

Anonymous says,

You are a sorry excuse for a writer, apparently you are attempting to castigate Mr. DeVine without presenting any of the facts of the case. You are also attempting to tacitly associate Mr Devine with Mr Devlin's alledged comments...You should be castrated Posted 08/06/2008 10:55 AMReply