Most Friday mornings at Penn are spent in a dizzy, still-drunk, attempting-to-go-to-class stupor – not exactly conducive to being a productive human being (or a good blogger, for that matter). So to help everyone out a little, here’s a list of Penn-specific hangover remedies. Happy headaching!

1.)    A Gia Pronto Salad
Most people like to say that a sandwich from Buis, one of the top-rated food carts on campus, is the ultimate antidote for a hangover. Though salad may not be the first thing that comes to mind when you think of nausea, there’s something special about the perfect Gia salad that will make all your hangover-ness go away.

2.) Okay, Buis is Good Too
If you truly can’t stomach a salad, Buis or any other food carts (like Hemos) will whip up a nice, gloppy, greasy sandwich. Personally, the thought of grease right now only aggravates the nausea, but to each his own.

3.) Coffee Coffee Coffee
Seeing as we have approximately 73 Starbucks (Starbuckes? Starbucki? Who knows the plural?) on campus, there’s plenty of places for you to refuel and de-headache.

4.) Stay In Bed…Seriously
This isn’t exactly Penn related – staying in bed is pretty much a universal hangover remedy. Extra points will be given if you stay in bed with someone. Knowing Penn kids, this shouldn’t be too hard.