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You know how some families go around the table at Thanksgiving dinner and everyone is supposed to say what they’re thankful for? Though that’s a lovely tradition, it’s harder than it looks to think of something original to say – especially when you’re put on the spot just as you’re chewing a hunk of turkey smothered in cranberry sauce.
So, yes, Thanksgiving was yesterday, and we’re all still too full to even think about that dinner, but I still thought it would be nice to make a List of Penn Stuff to be Thankful For. Keep it in mind for next year’s dinner, so that you can say something other than “my friends and family” when the question comes your way.
1.) Allegros, Greek Lady, And All the Other Non-Dining Hall Food Locales
Though everyone is inclined to bitch and moan about food no matter where they go to school, we really should take a moment to be thankful for the fact that we have options other than dining halls in which to feed ourselves. Think about all the unfortunate students at other schools who are forced to eat cafeteria-style ground beef while we dine on glorious tofu chili from Magic Carpet. Completely unfair, and we are totally blessed.
2.) Wharton
Even if you’re in the College, you can’t deny that the presence of the business school keeps you on your toes.
3.) Copa, Smokes, and Mar Bar
Rumors have been circulating suggesting that Mar Bar has, in fact, been getting less sketchy of late. So even if you can’t get into Smokes, the fact that we have two other bars on campus is pretty sweet.
4.) The City of Philadelphia
Though we are separated from Center City by the bridge on 30th street (which is about to undergo two years worth of construction – more on that soon), Penn is still located in one of the greatest cities in the country. Between the cheesesteaks, the Phillies, the countless BYO restaurants, and the shopping, just be happy you don’t go to school in Shitsville, Kentucky.
5.) A Lot of Other Stuff
Clearly, I love Penn. Can anyone think of more to add to the list?







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