As I mentioned, not much is going on around campus these days except for studying, which doesn’t provide me with the best raw material for blogging. Actually, there is something else happening – it’s been approximately negative 20 degrees lately, which is pretty newsworthy considering the fact that we walk everywhere. And by everywhere I mean everywhere within the 4-by-ten blocks that is our campus.

But even a one-block speed-walk to Houston can be pretty painful in this weather, which is why it’s important to wear as many ridiculous winter accessories as possible. In fact, I say the more the merrier if it keeps your ass from freezing off, so here’s a list of The Most Ridiculous Yet Necessary Winter Accessories:

1.) Earmuffs
The one problem with earmuffs, as AbstractNoun pointed out today, is that you can’t really use your iPod headphones comfortably. Which is how she came up with a wonderful solution: use those intense ear-covering headphones as earmuffs. You will be warm, multitasking, and have an excuse to ignore people calling your name on Locust.

2.) Those Hats With Ear Flaps
Yes, you will look like you’re out hunting wabbits, but you will be warm while doing it.

3.) A Long Puffy Jacket
A jacket that’s short and puffy will leave your ass out in the cold (which is precisely what you’re trying to avoid); a jacket that’s long and un-puffy is just stupid. It’s the combo that’ll really keep you cozy. Just ask AbstractNoun – look for her around campus in a dark green jacket/monstrosity.

4.) A Huge Scarf
Skinny scarves are trendy, but utterly stupid. You need to invest in a thick, long, wool, multicolored eyesore – extra points if it’s been knitted by you or your grandma.