Ever been so scarred from a good night of drinking that you never want to see a drop of liquid courage again?  Well, that sucks.  So here are some steps you can take to make the morning after...a little more favorable.

1. Hangovers. Yes, you may have had the time of your life the night before, but now you’re paying for it the morning after. How to cure a hangover? Eat the right food: greasy, fried, and unhealthy goodness. Fill yourself with fries or Chinese food. And once you do that, throw it all up. If that doesn’t’ work, just drink more alcohol. If you’re drunk, you won’t remember or be able to feel how hungover you really are.

2. One night stands. You woke up to a complete stranger and don’t know what to do? Wait till they wake up, tell them last night was special, and give them the one night stand gag number: 212-201-3517.

3. Giving out your number. You get an unknown text the next day and you realized that you gave out your real number the night before. Don’t fret, just text back, “Sounds like you got a fake number last night. Gottem.”

4. Drunk Phone Calls. Your phone whoreness comes out after a couple of drinks and you’ve called people by accident such as your dad, ex-spouse, or even better, your boss. Well, you’re an idiot. The best thing you can do is quit your job. This way, the ball is in your court.

5. Embarrassment. Unfortunately, the damage is done. The best thing you should do is just run away…or pretend everyone else was drunk and hallucinated whatever embarrassing acts you made.

So now you know the steps to dealing with the morning after, keep on keeping on. And by that I mean, bottoms up and cheers to another night of debauchery, followed by another morning of...well you can fill in the blank now.