OK, I can't be funny about this, so I'm not even going to try!

A 23 year old Penn student on leave tried to commit suicide around 3:30 PM by jumping off of the Fresh Grocer building. Thankfully she was talked down and did not jump!

I hope she gets the help she needs. Perhaps CAPS will reach out  to this young woman! Or A.Gutt, but she has no soul. There! I can make a funny about The Gutt.

Not exactly a chipper note to start of the school year, huh?
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