What's the single biggest lie on Tufts' campus?  Why, everything related to the Telefund, of course!

There are a lot of great jobs on campus, like working at Brown & Brew or The Rez or in many of the departmental offices.  Get some free drinks, do your homework, earn money for doing nothing - exactly what a campus job should be.  But the Telefund?

If reducing yourself to the ranks of a telemarketer is your cup of tea then, hey,  drink it up!  Just don't say we didn't tell you so when get a verbal spanking by the mother of '09 twins whose little brother is now working the factories in a third world country to pay the $300,000 the family now owes the Trustees. 

But maybe for beer money, anything's worth it.