The Key to Swiping In

Posted by One Jump 10/26/2007 09:53 AM

The Key to Swiping In

A certain tall, bespectacled freshman male must have been stoned out of his mind last weekend. While attempting to swipe into Mayer Hall, he lamented the fact that he wasn't getting in. When the friendly SpectraGuard asked him to show him his PennCard, freshman pulled out... his room key. He had been trying to swipe the room key in the PennCard slot.... saying that "I do it all the time!"

When told by the buxom, friendly desk assistant that he should use his PennCard to swipe in, our shroomed out frosh simply turned to her and said grandly "Touche!".

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