Val Kilmer was by far my favorite Batman. Somehow, he got absolutely enormous. I don't think Alfred could even hide those rolls...and Alfred was a badass tailor. However, he'd have probably been a way more effective Superhero if he could eat people.

There is a part of me that kind of respects Val for this. Once you've played Batman, what else is there to do? At this point, you don't even call it "giving up." It's just called, "not giving a shit, because I was Batman and you weren't." So keep packing on the lbs Val. I know I would.