Thought your sketchy scheme to schtup girls in Van Pelt library wouldn't work? If you're Eber Devine, you're probably right.

The Devine Mr. Eber,(haha, get it?) who may or may not be a Penn alumnus, claimed to be the CEO of the Modelelite "Modeling Agency" on Craigslist,  fishing for a "female assistant". He then claimed that the third floor of Van Pelt library was where the interview would go down... because he was "moving his office." Can you guess what happens next?

When gullible 22 year old Aleshia Endy showed up for the "job interview", he "tried to grope her" and she "ran from Van Pelt flailing and screaming".

Yeah.

Next up, OTR will uncover the secret meth labs on the third floor. And the Rosengarten prostitution ring. You ain't foolin' nobody! Librarians, you're ON NOTICE.