We Are Still Very, Very Confused by Bored at Van Pelt
By Golddigger Tags: wtf
Created: 06/27/2007
3:07 PM
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Today Bored @ acid trip:"Yet so far hath discretion fought with nature, that you must remember Brian Griffin along with Cicero: tell her she resembles Ray Liotta, and will be popping babies out of her distended **** so fast after college that all the femal circumcision in the world wont stymie the flood. Be creative: tell her the closest she'll come to a satisfactory erotic relationship is her annual pap-smear. Then recite some Andrew Marvell. Or, my favorite: get her drunk and knock her up, wed her, and leave her at home to masturbate to Dr. Phil while breastfeading your ubermensch sons while you screw interns at the firm."
I don't even know anymore.Link: http://www.boredatvanpelt.com/
Comments 
One Jump says,
"pap-smear", "distended ****", "female circumcision"...? methinks someone has mommy issues.
Posted 06/27/2007 3:20 PM
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