Breaking News - College Girls Can No Longer Afford Birth Control

Breaking News - College Girls Can No Longer Afford Birth Control

Even that kid is pissed.


So birth control was apparently once really affordable for college chicks, something like $8-$10 per pack. Now it will climb to over $40 a pack.

The real question is, will girls still buy it? If not, there could be some serious side effects such as no sex for college guys. This is big, big news.

How will this obstacle be overcome? More jello shots to numb moral inhibitions? More free condoms at student health? 

Or will freshman girls start shooting out kids all over the place, only to have them band together in some alley in South Oakland like the kids in "Hook," all led by an outrageous Rufio-like character. 

Money.
Give me your money, bitch.

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