Take note of the price of hair extension in the window behind these people.

If you haven't heard already, then you probably found this blog by accident and live in a van down by the river, and not the river Center Avenue became after a 20-inch water main broke under it yesterday afternoon. 

Chances are you don't have water. Nor does half of campus, so enjoy sitting next to that 250-pound rugby player who couldn't shower after practice last night. 

Smelly.

The bad news: parties on Dithridge and even Frat Row on the hill may be postponed until water is restored. Or probably not. Get those cell phone cameras out, boys; girls will be squatting everywhere.