If you're like any normal* red-blooded American college student, you like sex. I mean, who doesn't? And even if you’re not having sex at the moment, chances are good that you either: A) wish that you were, B) had sex within the last twenty-four hours, or C) will be soon. Now that school is back in session, your chances of securing a hook up with freshman hottie who doesn’t know anything about last year’s whipped spaghetti incident is at its prime peak. But how to proceed? [*define normal?]
 

Believe it or not, Brown’s Orientation Welcoming Committee has made it easier than ever for college students to score by showing the sexiest flick that they could probably get away with showing in the Starr Auditorium (Room 117) of MacMillan Hall. Tonight at midnight, you can enjoy FREE sex, or possibly, the closest you’re coming to come to free sex tonight. L’Auberge Espagnole (2002) is the steamiest college movie ever. Just keep your hands out of your pants, a’ight?
 

When Xavier, a French college student, ditches his cute girlfriend (played by the lovely Audrey Tautou, of Amelie fame) to move to Barcelona for a college exchange program, he ends up living in an apartment with a bunch of sexy foreigners. Hormones are bound to ignite, both on screen and, if you’re lucky, in person. Okay, so no one's going to guarantee you hook up if you watch the free movie, but trust me, your chances of securing a date as a direct result of watching this flick are a hundred times higher than if you stay in your dorm room with your old friend Rosie.