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Shark Produces Virgin Birth; Scientists say, "AWESOME!"

Shark Produces Virgin Birth; Scientists say, "AWESOME!"
Latest comment by Anonymous: Maybe there wouldnt be a declining shark population if the sharks stoped eating their kids. I mean they even ate the Jesus shark for christs sake.

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Pic of the Day: USC Girls Shows Off Her Bra But No Panties

USC Girls Shows Off Her Bra But No Panties
Honestly, I have no idea what's happening in this picture. But it's hilarious.
Latest comment by Anonymous: aw, misleading

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Virus Attacks More Students; Students Now Have Great Excuse to Miss Class

Virus Attacks More Students; Students Now Have Great Excuse to Miss Class

 Oh look, USC is dying.

 

Not really, but the dreaded virus plaguing USC students is still striking, and striking hard. Fortunately, however, rest may be on its way.

 

The Daily Trojan reported that the toll of USC's dreaded stomach virus has now at

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Latest comment by Anonymous: its the plague

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BYOSG: Bring your own shot glass

BYOSG: Bring your own shot glass

Use your own shot glass today to keep the doctor away.

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Pic of the Day: Tri Delt $5 Prom

Tri Delt $5 Prom
From Delta Delta Delta's Fall Invite



I hope the girls of Tri Delt aren't implying that they're cheap...
Latest comment by Anonymous: that's exactly how i remember prom

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Pic of the Day: USC Dude Loves Double-Fisting for Double the Fun

USC Dude Loves Double-Fisting for Double the Fun
This is what Dubya would call "strategery." USC students know how to "strategerically" double-fist to double the drunk fun. Then again, why doesn't anyone triple-fist? Oh wait, two hands... I promise I'm not drunk!
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130 Students Hit With Mystery Stomach Virus, Students say "WTF!?"

130 Students Hit With Mystery Stomach Virus, Students say "WTF!?"

Friday afternoon, USC students that were signed up with USC's TrojanAlert System (something I encourage ALL Trojans to register with) received text messages and emails regarding a mystery gastrointestinal virus. It very nicely said that about 30 students had be

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Happeming at SCU also.

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Trojans and Bruins Bond Over Rising Crime Rates

Trojans and Bruins Bond Over Rising Crime Rates

College rivals USC and UCLA might not be so different as they think as crime rates rise.

Latest comment by Anonymous: haha appropriate picture

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Pic of the Day: Ultimate Frisbee Team Brings the Goods

Ultimate Frisbee Team Brings the Goods
As reported in the Daily Trojan, USC's Ultimate Frisbee Team took to the field for a scrimmage. A special scrimmage. That included them cross-dressing, with many of the boys wearing women's underwear.


...Hot.
Latest comment by Hector Nazario: I am disturbed, yet I cannot look away. o___O

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In Response to Safety Concerns, USC Allows Students to Pay for Taxis with Student ID; Students Say It's Not Enough

In Response to Safety Concerns, USC Allows Students to Pay for Taxis with Student ID; Students Say It's Not Enough

 After outcry for students and parents about the safety on campus, following the murder and assaults on three students, USC is trying to make a difference. The Daily Trojan reported that USC has announced that

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Latest comment by Hector Nazario: You're so dramatic, Ms. Ivy.

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