Steve Kampfer, a junior defensemen for the Michigan hockey team (And a 4th round draft pick by Anaheim) was assaulted early Sunday morning. The leading suspect is redshirt junior running back Mike Milano, who grew up on a farm in Pepperidge. Milano walked onto the football team in 2007 after wrestling for his first two years at Michigan. The cause of the altercation is unknown, but a witness reported seeing Milano pick Kampfer up off the ground from behind and body-slam him to the pavement, knocking him unconscious.

This was the night after we lost to Toledo. Why in the hell is a 4th string football player going Captain Insano on one of the best players on a Michigan team that actually wins games? Coach Berenson said Kampfer will be out of the lineup for “a while” and is missing classes to recover from the injury. Doesn’t Milano realize that having an elite hockey team protects the football team from ridicule in the off-season? The more time people are talking about the Hockey team, the less time they have to think and b*tch about the way this season went. Have this chump turn in his jersey, WWF tryouts are that-a-way.