Miss this past episode of A Shot at Love II with Tila Tequila?  Good for you, I wish I had as well.  But since I was able to catch at least half of it (so far at least, it seems that when MTV isn't showing new episodes of Shot at Love, they're just showing the same repeats), I though I should congratulate Jay, or "Jersey," on a few things:

1.  Congratulations on having the most frightening family I have ever seen on television...or anywhere else for that matter.  Let's get you guys in a trailer and let the incest begin!

2.  Congratulations on upholding the people of New Jersey's stellar reputation as calm, level headed individuals who handle their problems in the most professional of manners.  Yay stereotyping!  But seriously, what was that little speech on your way out of the house?  You know, before you busted your hand attempting to bust that wall...

3.  Congratulations on generally being a meat head.  In an attempt to look tough, you attempted to bust up a wall...and then you busted your hand...and then you had to admit it on national television...nice