Drew Curtis' FARK.com is a hot news source for college students, and we here at OTR visit the site religiously. Here are five of today's best "not news" stories.

• Christmas in July?  Police in Cleveland rescued a man who tried to shimmy his way down a chimney Santa Claus-style—except he bore no gifts…or clothes for the matter.

• Some New Yorker is taking the cubicle to a new level—a mobile office complete with a desk, computer, printer, lamp, and flowers. Did I mention that it comes in a silver Chrysler convertible?

• At 5 years old, Yunona Bukasov has scaled some of the world’s tallest mountain peaks which have ranged anywhere from 9,000 to 14,496 ft. At 5 years old. Makes you wonder what you’ve done with your life.

• Baron Davis & Steve Nash spoof Step Brothers. With their talent, they could audition for SNL. Oh wait, they already have a talent. It’s called professional basketball. 

• Is the Wall Street Journal actually discussing whether or not Obama’s lack of body fat will cause him the presidency? Since when was obesity a good thing?